dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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