Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You don't make any sense
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