Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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