Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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