May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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