they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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