it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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