I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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