Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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tonight lets celebrate not being married
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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