May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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