hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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