What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
where are my eyebrows?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
