Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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