these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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