Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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