Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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