is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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