Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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