your room smells of hookers.
And success
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I checked into jail on foursquare
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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