i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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