She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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