it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
