what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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