I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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