yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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