Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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