best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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