i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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