i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We are all done wearing pants today
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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