Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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