Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
time to smoke my breakfast
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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