My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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