I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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