he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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