Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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