So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
There are leaves in my underwear?
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