so explain again why im purple
no
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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