Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
