David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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