she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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