11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
tell me about the fingering
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