in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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