OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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