: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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