You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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