just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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