have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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