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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

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  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.

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• (631): View more from New York

  It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.

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  ... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..

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