the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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I AM VODKA MAN
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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