I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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