dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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