Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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